Frog jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!

What's a toads favourite sweet? Lollihops!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole- vaults without a pole.

Why was the frog down in the mouth? He was un hoppy!

What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent!

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

How do frogs die? They kermit suidide!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair? Lily!

What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.

What's a frogs favourite flower? A croakus!

How did the toad die? He simply croaked!

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Whats a frogs favourite game? It's croak- et!

What goes dot- dot- croak, dot- dash- croak? Morse toad!

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: " Baroke, baroke, baroke. "

What jumps up and down in front of a car? Froglights!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog? A croaker spaniel!

Whats the world weakest animal? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. " What's that? " asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. " Oh, " said the manager, " that's a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan. "

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team? He bowled long hops!

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad? Star Warts!

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions? A hot frog!

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self- assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so. " That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, " I don't THINK so. "

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog horn!

What kind of shoes to frogs like? Open toad sandals!

What happens if you eat a hot frog? You'll croak in no time!

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog? Hop in!

What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony? The Brit Awarts!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats? In the croakroom!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry? A hoppercraft!

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants? They always want to play leap frog with him

Where do you get frogs eggs? At the spawn shop!

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

Why didn't the female frog lay eggs? Because her husband spawned her affections!