What do you say to a hitchhiking…
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog? Hop in!
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog? Hop in!
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony? The Brit Awarts!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats? In the croakroom!
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry? A hoppercraft!
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants? They always want to play leap frog with him
Where do you get frogs eggs? At the spawn shop!
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy!
Why is a frog luckier than a cat? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs? Because her husband spawned her affections!
When is a car like a frog? When it's becing toad!
What do toads drink? Croaka- cola!
What do you call a rich frog? A gold- blooded reptile.
Why do frogs have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires!
What do frogs drink? Hot croako!
What did one frog say. to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new!
Where do frogs keep their treasure? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog- horn.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute? A frog with hiccups!
What do you call a 100 year old frog? An old croak!
What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?
Why did the lizard go on a diet? It weighed too much for its scales!
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist? Kermit the Fog!
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap- frog with him.
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!
What's a toads favourite sweet? Lollihops!
What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole- vaults without a pole.
Why was the frog down in the mouth? He was un hoppy!
What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent!
Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
How do frogs die? They kermit suidide!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair? Lily!
What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
What's a frogs favourite flower? A croakus!
How did the toad die? He simply croaked!
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