How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!
What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!
Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues, of course!
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!
What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey- cees!
Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck – who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath! '
Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it – she brings out the beast in me!
Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!
Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I? ''
What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall- adelphia!
Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!
How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla'to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it – he already had a door!
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape- ricot sour!
Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape- titude!
Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, " GO- RILLA! "
If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?
What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!
Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him – See Ape- les and die!
Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.
What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!
Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!
Do Apes kiss? Yes, but never on the first date!
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!
What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!
Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!