Humor jokes

After wedding a young couple rented…

After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom, young woman called the manager several times, but nothing happened. Finally her husband reached the manager and, noting the seriousness of the problem, said, " My wife is afraid the bathtub will fall through the kitchen. " " Oh, no, " the manager quickly replied. " The bathtub falls through the living room. "

A man had a nose ring…

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, " how much did you pay for that? " " I paid through the nose! " he replied

Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you…

Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve, 'he said in the letter. 'Why? 'asked his mother in her reply. 'Because that's what all the kids at camp call me, 'he wrote back.

The young Southern belle came to…

The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check- up. " Have you ever been x- rayed? ", asked the doctor. " Nope, " she replied, " But ah've been ultra- violated. "

A guy goes to a girl's…

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says " What's this? " She says, " Oh, my father's ashes are in there. " He goes, " Geez…oooh…. I…" She says, " Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray. "

Pierre was a camper from France….

Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well. 'Does that make you homesick? 'someone asked Pierre. 'No, 'he answered. 'Just sick sick! '

John was hard at work with…

John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said, 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent? ''No, 'John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the dirt. '