What's a toad's favorite ballet? Swamp Lake!
How do snails get their shells so shiny? They use snail varnish!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light!
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Finding half an apple!
Where do you find giant snails? At the end of giants fingers!
What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole? A lost frog!
Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back!
What's green and tough? A toad with a machine gun!
What is a spiders favorite TV show? The newly web game!
What did the bus conductor ay to the frog? Hop on!
What has 8 legs and likes living in trees? Four anti road protesters?
What kind of pole is short and floppy? A tadpole!
What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous? A maggot with attitude!
What do Scottish toads play? Hop- scotch!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth!
What's a toads favorite sweet? Lollihops!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party
hat do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent!
What is the best advice to give to worm? Sleep late!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime!
What's the difference between a worm and an apple? Have you ever tried worm pie?
What is a mouse's favorite game? Hide and squeak!
What was the snail doing on the highway? About one mile a day!
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed? He was de- lighted!
Whats a frogs favorite game? It's croak- et!
What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem!
What's a glow worms favorite song? Wake me up before you glow glow!
What's a frogs favorite flower? A croakus!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!
Why did the sparrow go to the library? It was looking for bookworms!
Where do frogs keep their money? In a river bank!
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty? The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads " clean me"!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud!