Letter jokes

An old lady walked in to…

An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short- sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her. `Wait a minute, 'he said, `you've written the address upside down. '`I know, 'said the little old lady, `the letter is going to Australia. '

An Irishman went into a post…

An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him. " I'll see, sir, " said the clerk. " What is your name? " " You're having me on now because I'm Irish, " said the Irishman. " Won't you see the name on the envelope? "

Braxton and Hollis had jobs at…

Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. " Hey, " cried the foreman, " what kind a horseplay you two guys up to? " " Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend, " explained Braxton, " but he can't read; so Ah'm readin'the letter for him. " " How come you got the cotton in your ears? " " Hollis don't want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him! "

Josh sent a letter to his…

Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten- mile hike he had taken. His father wrote back saying, 'In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles. 'Josh wrote back, 'To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either.

Betty was scribbling industriously over some…

Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. " I'm not drawing, Mom, " she said indignantly, " I'm writing a letter to Fred. " " But you can't write, " Mom pointed out. " That's all right, " said Betty, " Fred can't read. "