Monster jokes

Frankenstein was sitting in his cell…

Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, " Monster, monster, what are you doing here? " The monster said, " Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker. "

Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen…

Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.

Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein…

Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get? Igor: We don't know – we haven't managed to catch it yet.