Music jokes

Q: Why can't you hear a…

Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

A musician calls the orchestra office,…

A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, " I just like to hear you say it. "

Q: How many bassoonists does it…

Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once…

Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. " There's not much room on this page, " he said. " What shall I write? " Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, " Write your repertoire. "