What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors.
What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars.
What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!
Why did the pig join a muscle- building class? He thought " pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.
Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.
What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!
What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork
Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.
Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes? A swine gut!
What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.
What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment.
What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer.
Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones.
Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.
What kind of tie does a pig wear? Pig's tie!
What do pigs drive? Pig- up trucks!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out
What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.
Who is the greatest painter of this century? Pigcasso!
Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones.
Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes.
Why do pigs never recover from illness? Because you have to kill them before you cure them!
What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.
What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.
Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!
Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners.
Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.