Rabbit jokes

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce.

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What's a rabbits'favorite song? " Hoppy Birthday to You. "

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.

What's a rabbits'favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!

What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

What's a rabbits'favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast- food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery!

How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

What do you call an easy- going rabbit? Hoppy- go- lucky.

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.

When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.

How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare- cut.