Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, " What are you doing in there? " she asked. The rabbit replied, " This is a Westinghouse, isn't it? " The lady confirmed, " Yes. " " Well, " the rabbit said, " I'm westing. "
May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.
What's a rabbits'favorite book? Hop on Pop.
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't. How do you know he isn't? Because I am.
What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
What's a rabbits'favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
What's a rabbits'favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty- nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, " Ribbit. "
What's a rabbits'favorite musical? Hare.
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
What's a rabbits'favorite song? " Hoppy Birthday to You. "
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
What's a rabbits'favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.