Rabbit jokes

A lady opened her refrigerator and…

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, " What are you doing in there? " she asked. The rabbit replied, " This is a Westinghouse, isn't it? " The lady confirmed, " Yes. " " Well, " the rabbit said, " I'm westing. "

Rabbit: I got kicked out of…

Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty- nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!