Telephone jokes

Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm…

Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I'd be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?

Who was that on the phone,…

Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

The new office-boy came into his…

The new office- boy came into his boss's office and said, " I think you're wanted on the phone, sir. " " What d'you mean, you think? " demanded the boss. " Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that you, you old fool? "

The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse…

The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he answered, the operator said, " This is long distance from Chicago. " " I knowed it's a long distance from Chicago! " answered the farmer. " How come you called to tell me that? "