How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer.
What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
Where did the witch get her furniture? From the ideal gnome exhibition!
What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex- spelled.
How can you make a witch itch? Take away her " W. "
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one? By her suntan!
Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.
What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.
What's the witches favourite pop group? Broomski Beat!
Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.
What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends? A witch with a blindfold!
Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly.
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites? Don't bite any witches!
What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.
How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later. '
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen? She calls the flying squad!
What do witches ring for in a hotel? B- room service.
Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.