yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, " i got sunshine on a cloudy day"…..
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic
yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!
Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends
Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two- income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint- roller
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck
Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
yo mama so stupid.. she sits on the t. v and watches the couch
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET
Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m& m factory and threw out all the W's.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.