A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. " Paddy, " says Murphy, " I've got a problem. " " What's the matter? " replies Paddy" Oi've bought a jigsaw and it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together, and I can't find any edges. " " What's the picture of? " asks Paddy" It's of a big cockerel, " Murphy replies. Paddy says, " Alroight, Murphy, Oi'll come over and have a look. " He gets to Murphy's house and Murphy opens the door. " Oh thanks for coming Paddy. " He leads Paddy into the kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. Paddy looks at the jigsaw, then turns to Murphy and says, " For God's sake Murphy, put the cornflakes back in the packet. "