Space jokes

Two aliens landed in the remote…

Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader, 'said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child? 'said the second alien.

An astronaut in space was asked…

An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, " How do you feel? " " How would you feel, " the astronout replied, " if you were stuck here, on top of 20, 000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder? "

Two aliens from outer space landed…

Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. " What's the matter? " asked his friend. " It's a very popular place, " replied the first alien. " It's full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs. "

Two aliens landed their ship on…

Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alien said to the second, " Uh- oh cover your ears he's going to be really mad now"!

Two astronauts were in a space…

Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer. Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, 'Who's there? '