What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!
What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!
Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!
What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!
What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.
What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!
Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!
What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!
Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!
What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse!
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
What goes " Clip"? A one legged horse!
What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!
Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.
What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse!
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!
What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co- pile- it!
Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. " One spur? " asked the saddler. " Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir? " " No, just one, " replied the horseman. " If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it! "