What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. " But why do we have to hurry? " said one. " Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line'".
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, " OK, who moved my dog? "
How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.
What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon- fly.
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.
What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite- time story.
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.
What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.
Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant- elopers.
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, " You bite him? I'm driving. "
Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.
A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, " If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin. "
What is the wasps'favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
How can you make a moth ball? Hit it with a fly swatter.
Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: " Dead ant, Dead Ant… Dead ant, Dead Ant.. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!
How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30, 000 feet? A bee is an aeroplane!
What's a bees favourite novel? The Great Gats- bee!
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War? Robert E Flea!
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist? To improve his bite!
What goes 99- clonk, 99- clonk, 99- clonk? A centipede with a wooden leg!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad? It became a daddy short legs!
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late? Your spinning me a yarn here!
What did the bee say to the naughty bee? Bee- hive yourself!
What are the cleverest bees? Spelling bees!