Insect jokes

Q: What did the Pink Panther…

Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: " Dead ant, Dead Ant… Dead ant, Dead Ant.. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).

One ant was running across an…

One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. " But why do we have to hurry? " said one. " Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line'".

A flea jumped over the swinging…

A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, " OK, who moved my dog? "