Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.
A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, " If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin. "
What is the wasps'favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
How can you make a moth ball? Hit it with a fly swatter.
Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: " Dead ant, Dead Ant… Dead ant, Dead Ant.. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!
How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. " But why do we have to hurry? " said one. " Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line'".
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, " OK, who moved my dog? "
How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.
What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon- fly.
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.
What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite- time story.
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.
What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.
Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant- elopers.
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, " You bite him? I'm driving. "
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? – A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
What kind of bees hum and drop things? A fumble bee!
Who is the bees favourite pop group? The bee gees!
How do you start an insect race? One, two, flea – go
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player? The one in the sugar bowl!
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet? He wanted to see the floor show!
What kind of wig can hear? An earwig!
What makes a glow worm glow? A light meal!
What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre? A spinning wheel!
What happened to the man who turned into an insect? He just beetled off!
What did the bee say to the flower? Hello honey!