What is a chameleon's motto ?…
What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest!
What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest!
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said " Whatever shall we do? " " Let us spray! " replied the other.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!
How does an octopus go to war? Well- armed!
What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, " What would you like? " the fish says holding his neck, " Water".
Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area!
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!
Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers!
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he'd beat her with a shovel!
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? Something that stinks and stings!
How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set!
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug!
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown, except the snowball.
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed- up squid.
Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!
What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!
Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu- Pong!