What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu- Pong!
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah!
What gas do snails prefer? Shell.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark- o- late!
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!
Turtle to turtle: " Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof? "
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas'sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says " Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet? " " Yes, " said the snail, " but there will be by the time I get up there. "
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks!
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush!
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. " But will it be all right in the rain? " she asked anxiously. " Oh certainly, ma'am, " said the manager smoothly. " After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you? "
Where do you find a down- and- out octopus? On squid row!
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: " Mother said there would be knights like this. "
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!
What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.