Animal Jokes

A snail starts a slow climb…

A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says " Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet? " " Yes, " said the snail, " but there will be by the time I get up there. "

An old lady was considering buying…

An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. " But will it be all right in the rain? " she asked anxiously. " Oh certainly, ma'am, " said the manager smoothly. " After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you? "

A hungry lion was roaming through…

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.