An Italian, a Scotsman, and a…
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, " You're in charge of sweeping. " To the Scotsman, he says, " You're in charge of shoveling. " And to the Chinese guy, " You're in charge of supplies. " The foreman then shrugs his beefy shoulders and says, " Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a good dent in that pile of sand by the time I get back. " A few hours later when the foreman returns, he sees that the pile of sand is still untouched. Pointing to the pile of sand, the forman says to the Italian, " Why didn't you sweep any of it? " The Italian replies in a heavy accent, " I no gotta broom. You tella the Chinesea guy he inna charge of a supplies, but hea disappeara, and I coulda no finda him! " Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and asks, " Didn't I tell you to shovel that sand? " The Scotsman replies in his heavy brogue, " Aye, ye did, laddie, but I couldna get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinee in charge of supplies, but I couldna find him! " The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward...