A Brit, a Frenchman and a…
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. " Look at their reserve, their calm, " muses the Brit. " They must be British. " " Nonsense, " the Frenchman disagrees. " They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French. " " No clothes, no shelter, " the Russian points out, " they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian. "