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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. " Look at their reserve, their calm, " muses the Brit. " They must be British. " " Nonsense, " the Frenchman disagrees. " They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French. " " No clothes, no shelter, " the Russian points out, " they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian. "
What do you call a man with a kilt over his head? Scott!
Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!
Q: What does K- mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too
What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat! ''
Only in America do we chain $ 2. 00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $ 58, 000 cars out in the driveway.
What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist? An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK- 47.
Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? – The Aggie drove through a car wash
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe business right next door to Mr. Ho's store and he named it SHOE DO WE.
Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.
Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
An Arab diplomat visiting the U. S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc. ) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty- handed. Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water? demanded the Grand Emir. A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One, stammered the wretched Abdul, white man sit on well.
Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck.
Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig- zag. At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt. Abu as there will be no space at the top to turn around up there. So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to the top of Mt. Abu in reverse. After sometime the Sardarji comes down of the hill in reverse.. When the man sees him, he asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill in a reverse gear. The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill so he reversed his car.
Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo
Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.
Q: What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A: Call B52
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. " You know, " said one of the explorers, " we should name this place we're hiking through. " " I know, " said the second explorer. " We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that. " " Okay, " said the third, " I'll go first. C, eh. " " N, eh. " " D, eh. " And that's how they named Canada…
Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.
where does saddam hussein keep his c. d collection? In Iraq (a rack)
Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird.
Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar
They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.
An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer. Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.
Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, " Hold still Abdul, it might be sand. "
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.
Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A: A refund.
Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!
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