What do you call an ant who lives with…
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle? Your great- ant!
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What do you call an ant who likes to…
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An independant!
What medicine would you give an ill…
What medicine would you give an ill ant? Antibiotics!
What kind of ant can you colour…
What kind of ant can you colour with? A crayant!
What do you call a greedy ant?…
What do you call a greedy ant? An anteater!
What do you call an ant with…
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes? Antteneye!
What kind of ant is good at…
What kind of ant is good at maths? An accountant!
What do you get if you cross some ants…
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics? All sorts of antics!
What do you call an ant from…
What do you call an ant from overseas? Impartant
What do you call an ant who skips school?…
What do you call an ant who skips school? A truant!
Where do ants go to eat? At…
Where do ants go to eat? At a restaurant!
Where do ants go for their holidays?…
Where do ants go for their holidays? Frants!
What is smaller than an ant'…
What is smaller than an ant's dinner? An ant's mouth!
How come if ants are always so…
How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?
What do you call a 100 year old ant?…
What do you call a 100 year old ant? An antique!
What do you call an ant in…
What do you call an ant in space? Cosmonants & Astronants!
What do you call a smart ant?…
What do you call a smart ant? Elegant!
What kind of ants are very learned?…
What kind of ants are very learned? Pedants!
Who was the most famous ant scientist?…
Who was the most famous ant scientist? Albert Antstein!
What is even bigger than an elephant?…
What is even bigger than an elephant? A giant!
How many ants are needed to fill…
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten ants!
What do you call an ant who can'…
What do you call an ant who can't play the piano? Discordant!
Why don' t anteaters get sick?…
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they are full of antibodies!
Why did the ant- elope? Nobody gnu!…
Why did the ant- elope? Nobody gnu!
Who is the most famous French ant?…
Who is the most famous French ant? Napoleant!
What do you call an and with…
What do you call an and with frogs legs? An antphibian!