Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestrutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkeywalked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caughtpass after pass and ran right through the defensiveline. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, thecoach shouted, " You're terrific!!! Sign up forthe season, and I'll see to it that you get ahuge bonus. " " Forget the bonus, " the turkey said, " All I wantto know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day? "