What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird? A feather boa! sna
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer!
What do you call a snake who works for the governement? A civil serpent!
Have you heard about the slippery eel? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it! sna
What do most people do when they see a python? They re- coil!
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang letters!
Why can't you trust snakes? They speak with forked tongues!
What subject are snakes good at school? Hiss- tory!
What's long, green and goes hith? A snake with a lisp!
What's a snakes favourite dance? Snake, rattle & roll!
What did the snake say to the cornered rat? Hiss is the end of the line for you!
" So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely? " Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake!
What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe!
What do snakes have on their bath towels? Hiss and Hers!
What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set? A boa constructor!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog? A fangfurter! sna
What do you call a snake that informs the police? A grass snake!
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said " Go forth and multiply"? They couldn't, they were adders!
What's a snake's favourite food? Hiss Cakes!
What's a snakes favourite dance? The mamba!
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching? Because he had his own scales!
What did one snake say to another? Hiss off!
What did the mother snake say to her crying baby? Stop crying and viper your nose!
What do you get if you cross a glow- worm with a python? A twenty- foot- long strip- light that can squeeze you to death.
What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver!
Why did the two boa constrictors get married? Because they had a crush on each other! sna
What's the best thing about deadly snakes? They've got poisonality!
Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.
What is another word for a python? A mega- bite!
What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake? You can make a pet out of a snake!
Why did the python do national service? He was coiled up!
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.