What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in…
What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe!
Snake jokes
What do snakes have on their…
What do snakes have on their bath towels? Hiss and Hers!
What do you get if crossed…
What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego…
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set? A boa constructor!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?…
What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog? A fangfurter! sna
What do you call a snake that informs the…
What do you call a snake that informs the police? A grass snake!
Why did some snakes disobey Noah…
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said " Go forth and multiply"? They couldn't, they were adders!
What's a snake's favourite food ?…
What's a snake's favourite food? Hiss Cakes!
What' s a snakes favourite dance? The mamba!…
What's a snakes favourite dance? The mamba!
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and…
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I' m a python. Oh…
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
Why wouldn't the snake go on…
Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching? Because he had his own scales!
What did one snake say to…
What did one snake say to another? Hiss off!
What did the mother snake say…
What did the mother snake say to her crying baby? Stop crying and viper your nose!
What do you get if you cross a glow-…
What do you get if you cross a glow- worm with a python? A twenty- foot- long strip- light that can squeeze you to death.
What did the snake say when offered…
What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver!
Why did the two boa constrictors…
Why did the two boa constrictors get married? Because they had a crush on each other! sna
What's the best thing about deadly…
What's the best thing about deadly snakes? They've got poisonality!
Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.
Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.
What is another word for a…
What is another word for a python? A mega- bite!
What's the difference between a headmaster…
What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake? You can make a pet out of a snake!
Why did the python do national…
Why did the python do national service? He was coiled up!
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and…
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?…
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig? A boar constrictor!
What kind of snake is useful…
What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen? A viper!
What's a snakes favourite flower ?…
What's a snakes favourite flower? Coily- flowers!
Did you hear about the stupid snake?…
Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.
What's a snakes favourite TV program…
What's a snakes favourite TV program? Monty Python!
Why are snakes hard to fool…
Why are snakes hard to fool? They have no legs to pull!
What song to snakes like to…
What song to snakes like to sing? Viva Aspana!
What is green, sooty and whistles…
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together? Chimney Cricket!
What snakes are good at sums…
What snakes are good at sums? Adders!
What's a python's favourite pop group…
What's a python's favourite pop group? Squeeze!
What happened when a deadly rattle…
What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch? He died in agony!
Q:What do you get when you…
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A: ('A jump rope')"