Dentist jokes

"Did you get your money?" ask…

" Did you get your money? " ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home. " Not a cent, " growled the dentist, " and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me! "

Dentist begging the patient: Could you…

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.

Patient to Dentist: "How much to…

Patient to Dentist: " How much to get my teeth straightened? " " Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: " Where are you going? " " To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent. "

"I am sorry, madam, but I…

" I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth. " " Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work! " " Yes, " replied the dentist, " but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the office. "

Patient: How much to have this…

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $ 200 and without pain $ 100. Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $ 200!!!, replies the dentist.

Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist…

Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, " Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush? " " Ah sure do! " replied Cloyd. " Everee single day! " " What do you brush with? " asked the dentist, " Preparation H, " said the redneck.

I thought, Miss Smith, that you…

I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.

A patient asked the dentist, if…

A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered " I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet. "

How many dentists does it take…

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.