Cat jokes

"Doctor," said the patient, "I need…

" Doctor, " said the patient, " I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat! " " How long have you had this problem? " the doctor asked. " Lest's see, " said the patient, " Mom had the litter in '41

A guy walks into a laundry…

A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. " Excuse me", he said to the cat in charge, " Can you get milk stains out? " " Sure, " replied the cat. " We'll have that stain licked in a minute! "