First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard- boiled legs.
First Cannibal: " Have you seen the dentist? " Second Cannibal: " Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time. "
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?
Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup, 'said one to the other. 'Yes! 'agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly. '
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
What happened when a cannibal went on a self- catering holiday? He ate himself.
The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. " Your Majesty, " he said, " the slaves are revolting! " " You don't have to tell me, " said the king. " I'm trying to eat them. " Where did we get these slaves anyway? " " From the country next door, " replied the servant. " We must get a new butcher, " said the king. " Bring me Delia Smith. " " We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you. " " Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough, " said the king.
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend. 'The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens. '
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!
First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
What is the cannibals'favorite game? Swallow my Leader.
What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby- sitter instead)!
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch- doctor? They were given a right roasting.
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand!
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other " I don't like your friend. " The other one said, " Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables. "
Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.
What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases!
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. " For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful. "
Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.
What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead! ''
What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? He went down really well!
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
" Well, children, " said the cannibal cooking teacher. " What did you make of the new English teacher? " " Burgers, ma'am. "