Cannibal jokes

The cannibal king was having dinner…

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. " Your Majesty, " he said, " the slaves are revolting! " " You don't have to tell me, " said the king. " I'm trying to eat them. " Where did we get these slaves anyway? " " From the country next door, " replied the servant. " We must get a new butcher, " said the king. " Bring me Delia Smith. " " We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you. " " Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough, " said the king.