What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.
What's the witches favourite pop group? Broomski Beat!
Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.
What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends? A witch with a blindfold!
Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites? Don't bite any witches!
Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly.
How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later. '
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen? She calls the flying squad!
What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.
1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like? 2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil – but he has some bad points too!
What is the witches motto? We came, we saw, we conjured!
What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch? She has a big " W" embroidered on her pyjamas!
How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.
First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown? Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.
Why do witches have stiff joints? They get broomatism!
What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance? 'Voodoo like to dance with me? '
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive? The witch!
What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.
What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!
What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you – but somebody beat me to it!
Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.
What do you call a witch who climbs up walls? Ivy.
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!
Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.