What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!…
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!
Snowman jokes
Who doesn' t like to sit…
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!…
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!
Why was the snowman' s dog…
Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.
How do snowmen travel around? By iceicle!…
How do snowmen travel around? By iceicle!
How do you know when there is…
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!
What do you get if cross a snowman and…
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite!
What two letters of the alphabet do…
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer? I. C.!
Where do snowmen keep their money? In…
Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snowbank!
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds?…
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds? Icerbergers with chilli sauce!
What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-…
What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill- dren.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I' m a snowman. Doctor:…
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool!
What does a snowman eat for dinner?…
What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice- burgers.
What is a snowman' s favorite…
What is a snowman's favorite book? War and Frozen Peas!
What happened when the icicle landed on…
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.
Why did a anowman send his father…
Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop!
Q: Which is harder to make? A…
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red- headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
What would you get if you crossed a snowman…
What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a…
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
How does a Snowman get to work?…
How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.
Where do snowmen put their webpages? On…
Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.
Where does a snowman put his birthday…
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!
How do snowmen read their e- mails?…
How do snowmen read their e- mails? With an icy- stare!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?…
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
What kind of money do snowmen use?…
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty…
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?…
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.
Q: What did the snowman and his…
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
Where do Snowmen go to dance? To…
Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.