What is a snowman's favorite book? War and Frozen Peas!
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.
Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop!
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red- headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.
Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!
How do snowmen read their e- mails? With an icy- stare!
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!
Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.
How do snowmen travel around? By iceicle!
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite!
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer? I. C.!
Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snowbank!
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds? Icerbergers with chilli sauce!
What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill- dren.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool!
What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice- burgers.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.