Weather jokes

Q: What did the tornado say to the car? A: ('You wanna go for a spin? ')

What are the hottest days during summer? Sun- days

Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.

There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for fun.

Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.

Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. " Let's twist again, like we did last summer…. "

Q. What's the difference between 'weather'and 'climate'? A. You can 't 'weather'a tree, but you can 'climate'!

Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise.

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.

Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

What is hail? Hard boiled rain!

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean

A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? – They are too busy studying comets and meteors

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? – Catch my drift

How did the hail stone describe it's life? – It really has a lot of ups and downs

The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. " I just got some news, Mom, " he said. " The government has come to an agreement with the people in Washington. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think? " " What do I think? " his mother said. " Jump at it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand another one of those Canadian winters! "

What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today, hot tamale.

There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? – It is a breeze

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? – Diving

How do rain drops marry? – They coalesce

Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.

If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.

Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? – Rock and Roll

Where do lightning bolts go on dates? – To cloud 9

Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? – To make heat lightning

If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.

Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

Nate: " Hey, what's the weather like out there? " Kate: " I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears. "

Why do tornadoes move so erratically? – They are dizzy

What type of sense of humor does rain have? – A very wet sense of humor