Weather jokes

Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.

There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for fun.

Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.

Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. " Let's twist again, like we did last summer…. "

Q. What's the difference between 'weather'and 'climate'? A. You can 't 'weather'a tree, but you can 'climate'!

Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise.

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.

Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

What is hail? Hard boiled rain!

Q: What did the tornado say to the car? A: ('You wanna go for a spin? ')

What are the hottest days during summer? Sun- days

If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.

Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? – Rock and Roll

Where do lightning bolts go on dates? – To cloud 9

Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? – To make heat lightning

If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.

Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

Nate: " Hey, what's the weather like out there? " Kate: " I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears. "

Why do tornadoes move so erratically? – They are dizzy

What type of sense of humor does rain have? – A very wet sense of humor

Why type of lightning likes to play sports? – Ball lightning

Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing between Canada and Nebraska to stop it. The farmers all got together and decided to build a fence across the North Border of the State of Nebraska…. the idea being, to stop that cold wind. It might've worked, too. The barbed wire they used was strong enough,. but the real problem was that a couple owners of farms on the upper boarder kept leaving their gates open.

What person adds best in hot weather? A summer.

First cave man to 2nd cave man: " I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows. "

How is a hailstone like an onion? – They are both whitish and have layers

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? – A very dry sense of humor

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? – Fog

During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i told him i am going inside to cool down. He said that i better get back to work. I said i cant, he said how come.? Because it is so hot out here that i have to go inside to change my mind.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.

How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? – To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why did the weather want privacy? – It was changing