Weather jokes

There is a Shreveport cable TV…

There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for fun.

If you are standing in the…

If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.

Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of…

Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing between Canada and Nebraska to stop it. The farmers all got together and decided to build a fence across the North Border of the State of Nebraska…. the idea being, to stop that cold wind. It might've worked, too. The barbed wire they used was strong enough,. but the real problem was that a couple owners of farms on the upper boarder kept leaving their gates open.

During the month of June and…

During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i told him i am going inside to cool down. He said that i better get back to work. I said i cant, he said how come.? Because it is so hot out here that i have to go inside to change my mind.

Why did the Aggie take a…

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? – To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail