Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, " Twist to open. "
Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!
What did the overweight ballet dancer perform? The dance of the sugar plump fairy!
These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap. ''They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ''Would I? ''
What sort of dance do fish do at parties? The conga!
Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean " Liner"
What do you call someone who dances on cars? A morris dancer!
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. " All you have to do" she told her class " is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side- step side- step and turn around. "
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance? A cricket ball!
What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.
Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.
What is a duck's favorite dance? The quackstep!
I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other.
Which dance will a chicken not do? The foxtrot!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down: – )
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer? Dark Raver!
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know, I never met him.
Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!
What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.
What animals are poor dancers? Four- legged ones, because they have two left feet.
How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
What do cows like to line dance to? Any kind of moosic you like!
What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.
An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says " I don't need to write it down" She says " Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down" " I don" t need to write it down" He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. " I told you to write it down" she says, " You forgot my toast".
Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.
Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger- loo and the char char!
Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!
What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).
Why don't dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
What do baby swans dance to? Cygnet- ure- tunes!
What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.
What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.