Thoughts from work
Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my secretary. He said in a rage, " Is this what you get paid for? " I told him, " Nope! I do this for free. " This same boss was into all this dumb inspirational and motivation stuff too. I remember once he posted a sign which read " Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. " I couldn't resist and added a note: " And now you know why too". Once I came upon this pretty new temp standing in front of the paper shredder with a confused look on her face. I asked if she needed any help and she said, " Yeah, how does this thing work? " I took the papers from her hand and demonstrated how to work the shredder. She stood there a moment with yet another confused expression, so I said, " Any questions? " She said, " Yeah, exactly where do the copies come out from? " People always say that hard work never killed anybody. Oh yeah??? When's the last time ya ever heard of anyone who " rested to death". Being punctual in our Office was of no benefit what- so- ever. There was never anybody around to appreciate it. Our Office was always on the cutting edge of technology. Not only did we have computers...