Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in- laws.
You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in- laws.
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.
You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
Someone asks to see your I. D. and you show them your belt buckle.
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are " Gentlemen, start your engines. "
Your junior- senior prom had a day- care center.
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
Less than half the cars you own run.
You've ever used lard in bed.
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
The primary color of your car is " Bond- Q. "
You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut.
You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is " gentlemen start your engines"
There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home.
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies? " Hey ya'll. Watch this! "
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug- zapper quality entertainment.
You might be a redneck if your house still has the " WIDE LOAD" sign still on it.
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.