Redneck Jokes

Star spangled banner

you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is " gentlemen start your engines"

Redneck centerpeice

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.

House explosion

You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

Star bangled banner

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are " Gentlemen, start your engines. "