What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo- sic!
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow- boose.
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef- flat!
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!
Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
What is the definition of " derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!
Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow- herd!
What is the definition of " moon"? The past tense of " moo"!
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!
Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
What's a moo hoo for a tug- of- war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!
What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo!
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski- moos!
What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!