What is the definition of "derange"?…
What is the definition of " derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!
Cow jokes
What' s a moo hoo for a cow…
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!
Where do steers go to dance?…
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!
Why was the calf afraid? He was…
Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow- herd!
What is the definition of "moon"?…
What is the definition of " moon"? The past tense of " moo"!
What' s a moo hoo for a darling…
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
Where does a cow stop to…
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
Why wouldn't anyone play with the…
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
What is the golden rule for…
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
What' s a moo hoo for a stuffed…
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!
Why are cpws made for dancing?…
Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!
Your Honor, it was an accident!…
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
What is the most important use…
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
What' s a moo hoo for a tug-…
What's a moo hoo for a tug- of- war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
Why couldn't the cow leave the…
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!
What is a cow's favourite TV…
What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo!
What kind of cows do you…
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski- moos!
What' s a moo hoo for a young…
What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?…
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!
If you had fifteen cows and…
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk!
What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's…
What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.
What magazine makes cows stampede to…
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows- mopolitan!
What's a moo hoo for grazing…
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke…
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
What's the best way to make…
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper!
What happens when a cow stops…
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily…
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
What's a moo hoo for the…
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!
Why did the cow jump over…
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
Why do cows like being told…
Why do cows like being told jokes? Because they like being amoosed!
What happens when the cows refuse…
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!
What sound do you hear when…
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
When a bull wants to listen…
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones!
Why did the farmer feed money…
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!
What do you get if you cross a cow with an…
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus? A cow that can milk itself!