You know how most packages say " Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, " Open somewhere else"?
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If 7- 11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
Do fish get thirsty?
Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head- lights, what happens?
Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?
Do vampires get AIDS?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next- best things are so expensive?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders?
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?