How long will a floating point operation float?
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What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes – why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
You know how most packages say " Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, " Open somewhere else"?
If 7- 11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
Do fish get thirsty?
Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head- lights, what happens?
Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?
Do vampires get AIDS?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next- best things are so expensive?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?