If CON is the opposite of…
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
Answer me this jokes
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON,…
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If we are a country committed…
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
Why is it that at class…
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
If fire fighters fight fire and…
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
If you are driving at the…
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head- lights, what happens?
Why does an inspiring sight like…
Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Do vampires get AIDS?
How many weeks are there in…
How many weeks are there in a light year?
Why is brassiere singular and panties…
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why, if the best things in…
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next- best things are so expensive?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas…
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
If love is blind, why is…
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
If all the nations in the…
If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?
If FedEx and Ups merged, would…
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why are there flotation devices under…
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do we drive on parkways…
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
How come it takes so little…
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
How does the guy who drives…
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Why are they called apartments when…
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If you didn't get caught, did…
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
How does AVON find so many…
How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders?
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
If you try to fail, and…
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If the world is getting smaller,…
If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?
Have you ever imagined a world…
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Consider one of the most perplexing…
Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do'solutions go when a candidate gets elected?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way…
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Do you need a silencer if…
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?
Don't you just hate the blatant…
Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?
How come wrong numbers are never…
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Is it ok to use my…
Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?