Birthday jokes

Will you come to my party…

Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well, you won't be empty- handed, will you!

I've been shopping for my wife's…

I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn't you come to my house – you could have had some of ours for free!

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on…

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. " Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am, " he said politely, " but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread. " " That's right. " " Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake. " " Well, today is his birthday. "

Fred: Have you noticed that your…

Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.