Banana jokes

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? Slippers!

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

What is a ghost favorite fruit? Boonanaa!

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Knock Knock Who's there! Banana! Banana who? Banana split so ice creamed!

Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber!

What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

What would you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers.

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two- ton banana in front of his nose.

They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? " You have a lot of appeal. "

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

What's yellow and writes? A ball- point banana.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.

Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!