Aardvark jokes

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard- boiled eggs!

Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. " How much are your aardvarks? " he asked. " They're L6 each, " came the reply. " Did you raise them yourself? " inquired the man. " Oh yes, " she said, " Yesterday they were only L5 each. "

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!

How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!

When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!

Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!

What do you call a three- footed aardvark? A yardvark!

What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant- digestion!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!

What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!

What does an aardvark take for ant- digestion? Anta- Seltzer!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!

Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis- ant!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? A paredvark!

Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!

What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!

What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant- ihistamine!

What do you call a thick- skinned aardvark? A hardvark!

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!