What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant- ihistamine!
What do you call a thick- skinned aardvark? A hardvark!
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!
What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!
What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!
Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto
What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!
What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!
Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!
I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out.
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!
What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!
What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.
Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard- boiled eggs!
Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. " How much are your aardvarks? " he asked. " They're L6 each, " came the reply. " Did you raise them yourself? " inquired the man. " Oh yes, " she said, " Yesterday they were only L5 each. "
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!
How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!
When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!
Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard
What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!
What do you call a three- footed aardvark? A yardvark!
What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant- digestion!
What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!
What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!
What does an aardvark take for ant- digestion? Anta- Seltzer!
What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!
What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!