Aardvark jokes

I've got a new aardvark. Would…

I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out.

A man wanted a new aardvark…

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. " How much are your aardvarks? " he asked. " They're L6 each, " came the reply. " Did you raise them yourself? " inquired the man. " Oh yes, " she said, " Yesterday they were only L5 each. "