Dinosaur jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.

Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri- syrup- tops.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.

What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? A dinosnore!

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do- ya- think- he- saurus- rex.

What followed the dinosaur? It's tail!

Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night? Bronto- snore- us!

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco- saurus!

Q: Why did the T- Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!

Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur- rust!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

Q1: What vehicle does T- Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer

Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops

Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don

Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?

Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Q: Why didn't the T- rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!

Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino- mite.

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do- ya- think- he- saurus.

Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!