Ghost jokes

One night, after closing time a…

One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks " yeah, what do you want? ". The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice " I've lost my tail…… and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back- on". At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog….. " Sorry, but we don't re- tail spirits at this time of night".

A butler came running into his…

A butler came running into his important master's office. " Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him? " Without looking up from his work the master said, " Tell him I can't see him. "