Internet jokes

Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's.

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles.

Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www. innie the pooh.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad- ily confused.

Have you seen www. pitchdark. com? Yes, but I really couldn't see what all the fuss is about.

PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e- mouse.

Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes – it's becoming a habit!

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P. Cs of eight, P. Cs of eight.

Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Have you seen www. quasimodo. com? I'm not sure, but certainly rings a bell.

What do you get if you type www. abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. com into your computer? A sore finger.

Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will- e. Shakespeare.

How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine.

You're a big internet fan, arn't you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Have you seen www. quicksand. com? Yes, but it hasn't sunk in yet.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site

Who's the chief of the internet? E- ronimo!

How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?

Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!

You need to log on to the window repair website! I did – but it gave me a pane!

Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

Have you seen www. shelterfromtherain. com? Yes, but it doesn't really stand out.

Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.

What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!

I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet… Yes – and it's a mammoth task!

Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.

Did you like www. flower. com? Not at first…. but it grew on me!

I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!