What is the hamburgers'motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!
Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!
Who is the hamburgers'favourite actress? Candice Berger!
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger- lyn Dodgers have? A fastball – a sizzler.
Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds – because they're the Big Bread Machine!
Who was the burger's favourite all- time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!
What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!
Which burgers are dishonest? Cat- burgers! (burglars)
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier!
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry- by- night!
Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!
Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle- iron!
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!
Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!
Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!
What old- time song is the burgers'favourite? 'Hammy'- as sung by Al Jolson!
Which burgers love to act? Ham- burgers!
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!
What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!
What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!
Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!
Why did the pro football player from the last- place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup- er Bowl!
What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy! '
What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!
Which is the meat patties'least favourite day of the week? Fry- day!
Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows – maybe they're picklish!
What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!
When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!
Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!
Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!
What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN- demonium!