Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Hippie Barbie…complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – T2 Barbie…a study in silver

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Gangsta Barbie…complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – House Wife Barbie…dressed in ratty, old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mortal Kombat Barbie…includes more blood than you can even imagine

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Bugs Barbie…buck teeth, long ears

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mafia Victim Barbie…feet set in cement- – she really sinks!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Safari Barbie…with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Joker Barbie…Barbie with Joker grin and white face

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Banzai Barbie…a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Militant Femminist Barbie…with an assault rifle

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Dirty Harry Barbie…comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, " Go ahead > giggle< Make my day! "

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Tree Hugger Barbie…pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Hunchback Barbie…pull the string and she cries, " Sanctuary! Sanctuary! "

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Power Ranger Barbie…with karate- chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Tool Time Barbie…ncludes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – LAPD Barbie…comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Tonya Harding Barbie…you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie…one of the Turtles with Barbie head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Lumberjack Barbie…sleeps all night, works all day

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Microsoft Barbie…Barbie doll with Bill Gates'head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Barbie Brain in a Jar…an empty jar

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Picasso Barbie…everything's in the wrong place

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Jock Barbie…looks like Dennis Rodman

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Body- Piercing Barbie…comes with mini- piercing gun and mini- body ornaments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Circus Clown Barbie…complete with scary face paint and scary wig

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Steamroller Barbie…doll squashed flat

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Easter Island Barbie…the famous statue with blonde hair

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Tasmanian Barbie…spins like a top!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Human Cannonball Barbie…complete with spring- loaded cannon that will shoot her 15- 20 feet

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Roadkill Barbie…unrecognizable

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Banjo Barbie…complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Siamese Twins Barbie…complete with surgical instruments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Lion Tamer Barbie…lion is included; Barbie's head is not

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Barbie- Got- Run- Over- by- a- Reindeer…an excellent Holiday gift idea