A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, " What are the grounds for your divorce? " She replied, " About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by. " " No, " he said, " I mean what is the foundation of this case? " " It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, " she responded. " I mean, " he continued, " What are your relations like? " " I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents. " He said, " Do you have a real grudge? " " No, " she replied, " We have a two- car carport and have never really needed one. " " Please, " he tried again, " is there any infidelity in your marriage? " " Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes. " " Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? " " Yes, " she responded, " about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do. " Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, " Lady, why do you want a divorce? " " Oh, I don't want a divorce, " she replied. " I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does....