A hillbilly walked into an attorney'…
A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: " May I help you? " Hillbilly: " Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces". Attorney: " Well do you have any grounds? " Hillbilly: " Yea, I got about a hundred acres. " Attorney: " No, you don't understand, do you have a case? " Hillbilly: " No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere. " Attorney: " I mean, do you have a grudge? " Hillbilly: " Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere. " Attorney: " No sir, I mean do you have a suit? " Hillbilly: " Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays. " Attorney: " Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything? " Hillbilly: " No sir, we both get up about 4: 30 in the morning. " Attorney: " Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!? " Hillbilly: " No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger. That's why I want this dayvorce. "