A man went into a deli…
A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. " Give me a corned beef sandwich, " he ordered. " Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special. " " What's a Midnight Special? " " A triple decker with corned beef, tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, on toasted raisin bread. " " Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it to me on a plate? " " Why, sure! " Then, turning to the sandwich man, he sang out: " One Midnight Special. Make it one deck, hold the tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, and make the raisin bread white, untoasted! "