Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headacheand asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hourlater Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms. " I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms. " " Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you evertried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye? "