A man and a little boy…
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. – he placed the boy in the chair. " I'm goin'to buy a green tie to wear for the parade, " he said. " I'll be back in a few minutes. " When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, " Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you. " " That wasn't my daddy, " said the boy. " He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut! '"