Only once
" Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model, " the editor from themen's magazine explained. " It's too obvious that your blonde hairisn't natural, since the hair between your legs is black. " The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor'sfingers. " What the hell did you do that for! " he exploded. She smiled sweetlyand said, " Look at your fingers. They're turning black, right? Andthey've only been banged once. "