Juggler, driving to his next performance,…
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. " What are those knives doing in your car? " asked the officer. " I juggle them in my act. " " Oh yeah? " says the cop. " Let's see you do it. " So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, " Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now! "