A man leaves a bar, gets…
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer. Officer: " Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine? ". Man: " I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air". Officer: " Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test". Man: " I can't do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death". Officer: " Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line". Man: " Can't do that either". Officer: " Why not? ". Man: " Because I'm dead drunk".