A police officer pulls over this…
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, " Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube. " The man says, " Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack. " " Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample. " " I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death. " " Well, then we need a urine sample. " " I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar. " " Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line. " " I can't do that, officer. " " Why not? " " Because I'm too drunk to do that! "