A new man is brought into…

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long- time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old- timer inquiringly. The old- timer says, " Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France. " The new man asked, " What happened? " " One day Riley reported his credit cards missing! "

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